A Woman -On The Lighter Side

An angel of truth & dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of all contradiction

She is afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her hubby alone in the house

She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse,
She'll break open his head & then be his nurse

Beautiful, keensighted & blind,
Crafty & cruel, simple & kind

She'll call him a king then make him a clown,
Raise him on a pedestal, then flat down.

She inspires him to deeds that enable a man or,
Makes him a lackey to carry her fan

She'll run away from him and never come back,
But if he runs away, she'll be on his track.

You fancy she's this but she's that,
She plays like a kitten but bites like a cat.

In the morning she'll sing, in the evening she'll not,
She always does the contrary to what she ought.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as rose,
Kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.

She'll win you in rags, enchant you in skills,
She is stronger than brandy but milder than milk.

In fact revengeful, merry & sad,
Hates you like poison but loves you like mad.....!!!